If you've taken yoga classes long enough you've undoubtedly come across someone whom I like to call "The Sex Breather." Someone who sounds like their having a helluva lot more fun than the rest of us.
With every exertion, every vinyasa, every change in position, the person makes noises not unlike those you'd expect to hear in a soft-porn flick, or maybe in your beroom on a good night.
You'd assume The Sex Breather (TSB) has no idea they're even making those noises. They're useful for promoting yoga to class newcomers as any added benefit the practice can semingly bring is a good thing. Mostly, TSBs have the ability to make the rest of us feel slightly uncomfortable because we spend the class wondering "What am I missing out on?!"
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2 comments:
Haha! There's always one, right?! I think they're either the kind of people who always have to be noisy and make loud entrances in life, or perhaps they're the type who are exceptionally quiet...only comfortable making noises in yoga. Then you've got the loud ujjayi people that you can hear across the room, even though that's commonly regarded as doing it improperly. LoL. I'm going to think of this post and you the next time I'm in class with an SB. :)
Glad I could make you laugh. Also nice to know I'll be assocaited with SBers!! :) Love your blog too.
- Kim
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